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[glowshine]

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[glowshine]

[ She can weasel her way into THE MIND if she tries hard enough.

She's pure, smiling evil, remember!! ]

Then shouldn't this one start shiny and brand new?

[adandyinspace]

[...............fuck. He can't argue with that. Why'd she have to word it that way, though? It makes agreeing all the more painful, which shows by the way his eyebrow begins to twitch.]

I guess.

[He hisses his S's. Damn this evil, smiling demon and every last one of her cookies.]

[glowshine]

[ A twitch in the brow is success if she places him on a scale against Dia. ]

This is gonna be a streeeeetttttch... But do you want Mari's help with it? I know you tooootally don't like me or anything but if you let me fix you up and talk to you, you can have more cookies~

Even the little dolphin ones you like...

[adandyinspace]

...The hell are you goin' on about, I wouldn't even be here if I didn't like you, you dummy.

[Let alone get ~*~emotional~*~

God, people can be so sensitive when they're being treated like garbage.]

......I'll do it for dolphin cookies.

[glowshine]

You're so sensitive. [ for a Godzilla ]

But you'll do anything for a dolphin cookie! Hehe!

For real, though... I like seeing you happy, Dandy!

Can I still take Maya on a date? Just oooone?

[adandyinspace]

[The most sensitive godzilla.]

Once again I have to ask if "no" would even stop you...

[glowshine]

I'll only take her flying~

[ THIS TIME. ]

I won't steal your girl. Thooooough I'm a pretty tough act to follow~

[adandyinspace]

[Haha, yeah, he's sure. He already lost one relationship to a rectangle of all things, he wouldn't be surprised if "literal holy cow" was up next. At least this time he isn't actually dating, so it's not...as bad.

Continuing his trend of being a sensitive pissbaby, Dandy lowers himself further into the water until his head is completely under, his entire fish ass now hanging out. It's probably wonderful for his spine.]

[glowshine]

[ Holy Cow isn't as vicious as he makes her out to be. She's a good'n!!

More water splashes out of the tub-- which if Eddie saw this, he would get So Upset --and she sets her macarons aside to just... Kick some towels around it. ]

Don't get pouty, Dandy. It's cute, but nooooot flattering.

You've got a real nice face. Don't give yourself wrinkles so soon.

[adandyinspace]

[Wasn't Eddie a mer once? Surely he'd understand the pros of having water everywhere.

Dandy tries to say something, probably something stupid like "Dolphins don't get wrinkles." ...It's just, you know, he's underwater, so it comes out as a weird gurgling sound that bubbles on the water's surface.

The king of babies, everyone.

He then sticks one of his hands out and gives her another gimme motion, apparently set on eating his macarons while submerged.]