[Vital information, HUH?]

Well that would be because most godzillas don't have lips.

[He pauses, though, sticking his cookie in his mouth as he looks off to the side, unsure if he should even provide his vital information. He could just take "dedicated friend" and leave it at that, never having to worry about this shit ever again.


...but he's curious.]

But, uh...that sure didn't stop her from giving me a smooch...